Don't Go in the Water Candle

Sea salt. Suntan lotion. Suspicious splashing.

It’s summer ’75, your lip gloss is sticky, your beach towel is leopard print, and someone just screamed shark. This scent serves up retro terror with a glam twist—salty ocean breeze, sun-warmed skin slathered in coconutty SPF, and a vibe that says “final girl, but make it fashion.”

Warning: lighting this may summon a suspicious fin, a lifeguard with a secret, or your ex.

Cue the dramatic zoom and ominous music… because babe, the water’s not the only thing that’s salty.